hey there Royal folks it’s your boy friendly neighorhood critic back at it again with some royal tea that’s hotter than a British summer H wve grab your crumpets and settle in because this one’s a doozy that’s going to have you shook all right let’s cut to the chase Buckingham Palace is in full un panic mode and it’s all about our main man King Charles now I know what you’re thinking but didn’t we just see him waving From A Balcony or something well buckle up buttercups because behind those Royal waves and polite smiles there’s a storm brewing that’s got the whole monarchy shaking in their fancy boots so here’s the tea word on the street is that King Charles health is taking a nose dive faster than a COI chasing a tennis ball yeah you heard that right The Big C cancer is giving our Charlie Boy a run for his money and it’s not looking pretty now I’m not one to spread rumors but when you put inside sources dropping bombs like death is a possibility you know it’s serious I mean we’re talking funeral plans here people they even got a fancy code name for it oper meni Bridge sounds like
SAD NEWS: A MINUTE AGO! Crying Prince William CONFIRMS Worst News On Cancer Sick King Charles’s Health. ….see more in comments FULL: August 25, 2024 — by buntha1279 — Leave a Comment hey there Royal folks it’s your boy friendly neighorhood critic back at it again with some royal tea that’s hotter than a British summer H wve grab your crumpets and settle in because this one’s a doozy that’s going to have you shook all right let’s cut to the chase Buckingham Palace is in full un panic mode and it’s all about our main man King Charles now I know what you’re thinking but didn’t we just see him waving From A Balcony or something well buckle up buttercups because behind those Royal waves and polite smiles there’s a storm brewing that’s got the whole monarchy shaking in their fancy boots so here’s the tea word on the street is that King Charles health is taking a nose dive faster than a COI chasing a tennis ball yeah you heard that right The Big C cancer is giving our Charlie Boy a run for his money and it’s not looking pretty now I’m not one to spread rumors but when you put inside sources dropping bombs like death is a possibility you know it’s serious I mean we’re talking funeral plans here people they even got a fancy code name for it oper meni Bridge sounds like
n something out of a James Bond movie doesn’t it but trust me this is no Hollywood script this is real life and it’s got the royal family in a tizzy let’s break it down for a sec Charles bless his Royal heart has only been on the throne for a hot minute the poor guy waited over 70 years to wear that crown and now it looks like he might not get to enjoy it for long talk about a cosmic joke right it’s like waiting in line for the world’s best roller coaster only to find out its closed for maintenance as soon as you get to the front but here’s where it gets really juicy while Charles is battling it out with his health guess who’s stepping up to the plate that’s right our boy William Prince Charming himself is taking on more responsibilities faster than you can say God Save the King it’s like jjj watching a real life Game of Thrones minus the dragons and plus a whole lot of fancy hats now I know some of you might be thinking but what about Harry isn’t he supposed to be next in line after William oh honey have you been living under a rock Harry’s off in California probably learning how to serer or whatever it is former princes do in the Sunshine State he’s about as likely to step up right now as I am to be invited to the next Royal Garden party but let’s get back to Charles for a sake can you imagine what’s going through his head right now the guys barely had time to get his space on the money and now he’s having to think about his own funeral talk about a mood killer it’s like planning your retirement party and your farewell party at the same time awkward doesn’t even begin to cover it and it’s not just any old funeral we’re talking about out here this is a full-on state Affair we’re talking world leaders military parades the whole shebang it’s like the Super Bowl of s events and the kicker Charles is apparently having a say in how it all goes down talk about micromanaging Till The Bitter End but here’s the thing that really gets me amidst all this Doom and Gloom Charles is still trying to shake things up in monarchy he’s all about streamlining modernizing getting rid of the royal dead weight it’s like he’s playing a game of Royal musical chairs and when the Music Stops some minor Royals might find themselves without a seat at the table and can we talk about William for a h second the guy’s basically running a royal boot camp getting ready to step into Daddy’s shoes at a moment’s noses I mean talk about pressure it’s like being told you’re going to have to perform brain surgery tomorrow and oh by the way the whole world will be watching no piggy right but here’s the real kicker while all this drama is going down the padis is trying to keep a lid on it tighter than the Queen’s handbag they AR here acting like everything’s peachy keen like Charles is just taking a little Spud day or something meanwhile behind closed doors it’s probably chaos Central I bet there are more emergency meetings going on that there are CIS in the Royal kennels and let’s not forget about the rest of the family can you imagine the tension at the dinner table it’s probably so thick you could cut it with a ceremonial sword camel’s probably stress eating scones William’s practicing his kingly wave in the mirror and Kate’s wondering if she needs to start brushing up on her Queen skills but you know who I really feel for the staff at Buckingham Palace these poor folks are probably running around like headless chickens trying to keep everything running smoothly while also prepping for the biggest Royal events since well since the last big Royal event it’s like planning a wedding and a funeral at the same time but with more gold leaf and fewer drunk uncles now I know some of you might be thinking but isn’t all this talk a bit morbid and yeah maybe it is but let’s be real this is the monarchy we’re talking about they’ve been planning for this stuff since before most of us were born it’s like their version of a fire drill except instead of stop drop and roll it’s more like stop cry and wave regally but here’s the thing that really gets me through all of this Charles is still out there doing his thing he’s making appearances shaking hands probably wondering if he remembered to feed the swans this morning the GU got more grit than a Bridges Beach at low tide you got to admire that kind of dedication to the job and let’s not forget this isn’t just about Charles this is about the future of the monarchy it’s like we’re
